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Some published humor and satire writing.
Points In Case
Take It from Me, a Surfer, the Second Wave Is Going to Be Gnar AF!
Alternative Career Paths For Superheroes With Newly Discovered Wealth
An Open Letter to HR Departments Planning Zoom Holiday Parties
Weekly Humorist
Days Of The Week Underwear Quarantine Edition (Editor’s Pick, Best of 2020)
COVID-19’s Kitschy Bumper Sticker Phase
How Fictional Nurses Would Administer The Covid-19 Vaccine
Ads For Products You Never Wanted (This one appeared in the WH print edition!)
Thought Catalog
How To Pick The Perfect Decorative Throw Pillows To Scream Into For The Rest Of 2020
Little Old Lady Comedy
The Best Zoom Backgrounds To Hide Your Newly Installed Sex Dungeon
You Have Exceeded The Number Of Incorrect Submission Attempts Available For This Humor Publication
City Apartment Listings for People Who Fled to the Suburbs in 2020
Robot Butt
I’m Global Warming. You Remember Me… Right?
The Trump Administration’s Pro-American High School Curriculum
I Am Not Racist But Please Don't Read Any Of My Tweets Before 2013